First things first. What is a Sharkarita? It may be the best invention ever. Its a blue margarita that comes with a shark toy in it. And a lot of tequila. So basically its a happy meal for grown ups. I was introduced to the Sharkarita on Saturday and it has led the the first actual date of my life. I have been in relationships, but I have never gone out on a date with someone I didn't really know. I am told that this is something people do, but it is new to me. My date is on Thursday. With Jim. And I am going to make sure I document every moment.